My New Chosen Names
I have chosen my new names. I am Mistress Little Rabbit Foo Foo on Mondays, Ambrosia Wifflebane Stormbunny on Tuesday, WitchiePoo on Wednesday, Admiral Horiatio Hornblower on Thursday, Fluffy the Poodle of Doom on Fridays, Keeper of the Sacred Fingernail Clipper on Saturday, and High Priestess of Nuclear Waste on Sundays.