This is just so sad
Someone takes the time and effort to put together a weblog, in hopes that someone might learn something. Over the course of days or weeks, you install software on your website, you garner a following, and spend multiple multiple hours writing and cultivating posts.
Then some lame useless dumbass decides they're going to steal all of the work you've done by posting ridiculous spam comments.
What are spam comments? They're comments like "excellent" or "wonderful" or "interesting discussion" that include a stupid URL trying to sell some penis enlargement drugs or some other spam crap.
I don't believe in hexes, but I'll tell you, it's pretty damn tempting to just let loose every bit of evil spell casting I know against people like this.
Spam is abject evil.