Non Fluffy Wicca

I just love Pagan Prattle

According to Peter (alt.conspiracy, 10th December 2003) Freemasons are, in fact, aliens:

The Freemasons are an organization of extraterrestrial beings, closely
linked to Zionism, who cross-bred with earth humans long ago. Not all of
them actually join the lodge nor make public their association with this
organization. They are the descendants of the fallen angels of Biblical
lore who cross-bred with the daughters of men creating giants (seemingly
human beings with advanced abilities compared to earth humans.)

We can apparently defend ourselves against them by smoking more dope.

[The Pagan Prattle Online]