Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Well, the Goddess thinks I should have a few million dollars. Who's going to send it to me? I'm waiting :-)
United Sates: A Virginia woman has been sent to prison after God told her to pester the staff at a car dealership.
Cole testified earlier this year that she knew she had been ordered to stay away from the car dealership. But she insisted that God ordered her to go there. Cole said she was never rude to employees.
She said that God insisted they give her a free vehicle. Woman Who Claimed God Sent Her Gets Jail Time - ABC 7 News, 18th May 2004 (via Religion News Blog).
[The Pagan Prattle Online]