So...a Witch that got turned into a. dumbass?
Durant Democrat:
A woman claiming she was a witch who wasn't there may wish that to be true after being booked into the Bryan County Jail Monday.
Sheriff's Deputy John Hoffpair responded to a call in Mead at approximately 7 p.m. Monday when a person on Cypress Street in Lakewood Ranchette complained that a woman was running through the woods screaming that she was a witch.
When Hoffpair arrived on the scene, he found the woman sleeping on the caller's front porch, according to the report. The caller claimed not to know the woman and said he wanted her off the property.
Hoffpair woke up the suspect, who immediately claimed she was not there. According to the report, when she realized she was talking to a law enforcement officer, she said she needed to speak to him in private.
According to the report, she admitted to using meth the day before and had a smell of alcohol on her.
The suspect was arrested for public intoxication. According to the report, after she was placed in the car she became verbally abusive but was booked into the jail without incident.