Latest Threat to our Safety and Security - Ninjas and Pirates
Arrrrrgh Mateys. Do not dress like a pirate or a ninja or our lovely ATF, yes, those fine folk who brought us so many fireworks shows in the past, are now hot on the trail of these sinister humanoids cleverly blending in with the rest of society on college campuses. Luckily, the ATF is there, saving the day before we average citizens have to contend with evil parrot toting pirates who talk funny, or those equally evil, black uniformed purveyors of doom, destruction, and chop saki laughs on Saturday mornings, the ninjas.
Thanks for keeping us safe, ATF. Gee, I wonder what would happen if they went to a renn faire.....
redandblack.com - ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat:
ATF agents are always on alert for anything suspicious — including ninjas.
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents, on campus Tuesday for Project Safe Neighborhoods training, detained a “suspicious individual” near the Georgia Center, University Police Chief Jimmy Williamson said.
Jeremiah Ransom, a sophomore from Macon, was leaving a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was detained.
After being held in investigative detention, he was found to have violated no criminal laws and was not arrested.
“It was surreal,” Ransom said. “I was jogging from Wesley to Snelling when I heard someone yell ‘freeze.’”
Ransom said he thought a friend was playing a joke before he realized officers had guns drawn and pointed at him.
ATF agents had noticed Ransom’s suspicious behavior and clothing and gave chase, apprehending him, Williamson said.
“Agents noticed someone wearing a bandanna across the face and acting in a somewhat suspicious manner, peeping around the corner,” said ATF special agent in charge Vanessa McLemore.