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January 30, 2007

Yet another intrusion into how we bring up our kids....

What's next? Are they going to test the kid for excess sugar or trans fat that they might eat outside of school? I'm so glad my daughter is going to be out of school in 2 years.

High School to Expand Alcohol Testing:


PEQUANNOCK, N.J. -- Some teenagers who drink over the weekend could be in big trouble come Monday morning: A New Jersey school district plans to institute random urine tests capable of detecting whether alcohol was consumed up to 80 hours earlier.

Pequannock Township High, with about 800 students, said it will begin administering the tests next Monday.

"This is a major issue for America," School Superintendent Larrie Reynolds said Tuesday. "There are more kids that die each year in alcohol-related traffic deaths than there are soldiers who have died in Iraq. The numbers are staggering."

At least one other New Jersey high school, in Middletown, employs the EtG test, which screens for ethyl glucuronide, a substance produced by the body when it metabolizes alcohol.

Pequannock teenagers who participate in sports or other extracurricular activities, or drive to school, are already tested for illegal drugs, under a 2005 program prompted by the heroin overdose of a student.

Students who test positive for alcohol will not be kicked off teams or barred from extracurricular activities. Instead they will receive counseling and their parents will be notified, Reynolds said.

"That's going to give our kids riding in the back seat of someone's car a very powerful reason to say no," he said.

Drug tests, similarly, can detect drug use that occurred days earlier.

The new test worries civil-liberties advocates and others who oppose school drug testing as an invasion of privacy.

"Medical care and treatment are issues between parents and children," said Deborah Jacobs, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of New Jersey.

They also say that common household products such as mouthwash can produce a positive test result. Reynolds said that the test has been recalibrated so that for students to test positive, they would generally have to consume one or two drinks.

The EtG test costs about $20, Reynolds said. The school's overall testing program is funded by a three-year, $120,000 federal grant.

"No one's really taking it seriously. If you want to go to a party, you're still going to go to a party," senior Matt Huber said.



January 25, 2007

Lakotas Get Upset About "Shamans"

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The Lakota Tribe has declared war on New Age quackery, in particular, self-styled "Shamans" who co-opt and cheapen Native American religious practices for monetary gain.

Rather than paying tribute to Native American religious practices through New Age eclecticism, as many participants might believe they are doing, they are actually diminishing the meaning of genuine indigenous rites while perpetuating the myth of the Noble Savage as they pay shallow homage to a Hollywood version of Indian culture, say the Lakota.

The Lakota Declaration of War, a fascinating read, offers a harsh critique of what it calls "an offensive and harmful pseudo-religious hodgepodge."
The declaration denounces "the unspeakable indignity of having our most precious Lakota ceremonies and spiritual practices desecrated, mocked and abused by non-Indian 'wannabes,' hucksters, cultists, commercial profiteers and self-styled 'New Age shamans' and their followers" and also takes issue with "phony 'sweatlodges' and 'vision quest' programs," and "individuals and groups involved in "the New Age Movement," in "the men's movement," in "neo-paganism" cults and in "shamanism" workshops" that "have exploited the spiritual traditions of our Lakota people by imitating our ceremonial ways and by mixing such imitation rituals with non-Indian occult practices."


more at link

January 24, 2007

Robert Anton Wilson memorial celebration February 18

Robert Anton Wilson memorial celebration February 18:


Mark Frauenfelder:

Here's a public announcement for the upcoming Robert Anton Wilson Memorial:

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Join Together at the Robert Anton Wilson Cosmic Meme-Orial

& Lasagna Levitation Celebration!

Hail Eris! All Hail Bob!

Celebrate the life, work and continued multi-dimensionality

of Robert Anton Wilson by joining us in a giant, jammin'

Translation Celebration and 8th Circuit Soiree!

. Reconnect with old friends. Make new, like-minded friends. Share

ideas. Exchange email addresses. (It's like the Internet, only in person.)

. Be a part of Bob's Raucous Processionary Send-Off as his ashes sail

out of the cove and rejoin his beloved's in the Pacific!

. Watch continuous video clips of RAW from Deepleaf Production's

"Maybe Logic" documentary and from his numerous Trajectories videos.

. Expand your mind (and your tummy) with hors d'ourvres, soft drinks,

and a cash bar.

. Expand your neighbors' minds by sharing remembrances and anecdotes

at the open mic! (Brevity and levity are appreciated!)

. Mingle, nosh, remember, appreciate, celebrate!

. And above all, Keep the Lasagna Flying!

RAW DATA:


Where: The Cocoanut Grove, on the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk in Santa Cruz,

CA

When: Sunday, February 18, 2007


Time: 1 - 6 PM


Tickets: $23 each [Proceeds go to Amnesty International]


Limited number available! To purchase tickets, or for additional

information, click here: Link



January 21, 2007

Warm Weather Fires Up the Loons - Pagan Prattle

Warm Weather Fires Up the Loons:



Australia: I have a theory that the warmer weather drags the religious loons out, from whatever rock they've been hiding under, to bask in the sun like reptiles. A quick look at the Southern Poverty Law Center's Intelligence Project to map active US hate groups in 2005 shows a larger number of loons running about in the warmer states of Florida, Texas, California, Georgia and South Carolina. Likewise, a warm week in Australia (it's currently 41°C at Prattle Towers Southern Hemisphere) seems to have encouraged the zealots to disengage their tiny brains and loudly proclaim their love of their fellow man. Provided, of course, that their fellow man is the same race and religion as they are and not actually a man, because that whole homosexual thing seems to make their little heads go asplody.



This week's round up of loons brings us a showdown of stupidity between the Moslems, represented by Sheikh Feiz Mohammed and Sheikh al-Hilali, and the Christians, represented by Bruce Hales of the Exclusive Brethren and Danny Nalliah of Catch the Fire Ministries.



January 19, 2007

Idiots Abound....

Mallory Appeals Harry Potter Decision:


ATLANTA (AP) -- A suburban Atlanta mother who claims Harry Potter books teach children witchcraft said Wednesday that she will appeal the state’s decision to keep the best-selling books in Gwinnett County school libraries. Laura Mallory, who has three children in elementary school, said she has requested an appeal of her case to Superior Court.

Mallory has tried to ban the books from Gwinnett County school library shelves since August 2005. She argues that the popular fiction series is an attempt to indoctrinate children in witchcraft. School board members said the books are good tools to encourage children to read and to spark creativity and imagination. In May, the county decided to deny Mallory’s request.

January 17, 2007

Reason magazine on Robert Anton Wilson

Reason magazine on Robert Anton Wilson:


Mark Frauenfelder:

Jesse Walker wrote a nice piece about the passing of Robert Anton Wilson in Reason. It includes links to obits and remembrances from various media outlets.

The novelist, satirist, journalist, and philosopher Robert Anton Wilson passed away last Thursday, just a week shy of his 75th birthday. When he was alive he sometimes complained -- or maybe it was a boast -- that his books were never reviewed in The New York Times. The paper of record did pay its respects when he died, though, with a brief piece about his life and work. It wasn't entirely accurate, but the author of Illuminatus! would have enjoyed that. When a rumor of his death spread on the Net in the early '90s, complete with a fake Los Angeles Times obituary that got several details of his life wrong, Wilson wrote that he "admired the artistic verisimilitude of the Gremlin who forged that obit....Little touches of incompetence and ignorance like that helped create the impression of a real, honest-to-Jesus LA Times article."

Link


BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Climate resets 'Doomsday Clock'

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Climate resets 'Doomsday Clock':


Experts assessing the dangers posed to civilisation have added climate change to the prospect of nuclear annihilation as the greatest threats to humankind.

As a result, the group has moved the minute hand on its famous "Doomsday Clock" two minutes closer to midnight.

The concept timepiece, devised by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, now stands at five minutes to the hour.

The clock was first featured by the magazine 60 years ago, shortly after the US dropped its A-bombs on Japan.

Not since the darkest days of the Cold War has the Bulletin, which covers global security issues, felt the need to place the minute hand so close to midnight.

January 16, 2007

Robert Anton Wilson, author of 'Illuminatus' trilogy, dies at 74

Robert Anton Wilson, author of 'Illuminatus' trilogy, dies at 74:


Robert Anton Wilson, co-author of the cult classic "The Illuminatus! Trilogy," a science-fiction series about a secret global society, has died. He was 74.

Wilson died peacefully of natural causes at his home Thursday in Capitola in Santa Cruz County, his daughter Christina Pearson said Saturday.

Post-polio syndrome had severely weakened Wilson's legs, leading to a fall seven months ago that left him bedridden until his death, Pearson said.

Wilson wrote 35 books on subjects such as extrasensory perception, mental telepathy, metaphysics, paranormal experiences, conspiracy theory, sex, drugs and what he called quantum psychology.

He wrote the "Illuminatus" trilogy with his friend Robert Shea in the late

January 11, 2007

Robert Anton Wilson Leaves This Plane of Existence.

My favorite author and philosopher of all time, Robert Anton Wilson, author of the Illuminatus!, Cosmic Trigger, and other wonderful books, left his body on the lovely binary date of 1/11/07 after a long battle with polio. His books, writings, and classes touched me deeply, helping me expand my thinking into places I hadn't previously been capable of going.

I will miss him so very very much.

The Pagan Prattle Online: Beware of the psychopath

The Pagan Prattle Online: Beware of the psychopath:


Beware of the psychopath
by Feòrag
Steve Wells, over at Dwindling in Unbelief, wants to know something: How many has God killed? Alas, there are problems with working out just how many: what was the population of the earth at the time of the Flood? How many people lived in Sodom and Gomorrah? First-born Egyptians? None of this is specified, but there are plenty of occasions in the Bible where God kills people and a number is given. His total? 2,270,365, not including rather a lot of women and children.

But we can at least make a reasonable guess as to the real number of people killed by God in the Bible.

Let's pretend, for a moment, that Biblical chronologies are correct. The Flood would have happened in 2346 BCE, or 4352 years ago. There are loads of graphs showing population over time, and most of those that go back that far show a population of around 20 million and only eight people survived, so we can add 19,999,992 to the total.

If we were being really mendacious, we could note that least one fundie puts the world population at nine (US) billion at the time of the flood!

So, what about the Exodus? That's widely believed to be set at the early part of the New Kingdom, which was a time of great population pressure and the population was estimated at about 3 million. There appears to be no consensus as to what proportion of that population were first-born and not Israelite, so I'm going to guess that God slaughtered 500,000 people that night.

Sodom and Gomorrah present another problem as the cities appear to be completely mythological, but we're not going to let that stop us when we're dealing with a purely mythological murderer. Alas, this means we have to delve into the murky world of Biblicval archæology, which is about as respectable as Von Däniken. There have been many suggestions for the location of the damned cities, so let's pick one. In particular, the "Mirror Cities" a group of cities first discovered in the 1970s are a popular choice for fundies. What interests them in particular is the large number of graves associated with them - about 1.5 million of them. As Nate Wilson points out:

These shaft tombs have many people buried in each chamber, bones mixed together (Shank), and were made before the towns were built--in fact, some of the tombs date many hundreds of years older than the end date of the cities (Sanders I & II). This could indicate a mass burial followed by inhabitation by survivors.

Please ignore that the quote doesn't actually make sense, or ask how a handful of survivors could bury so many people. What's important is that we have a figure. Obviously it's far too high and would give the destroyed cities three times the population of Edinburgh, so I'm going to divide by 10 and assume most of the bodies are the survivors and their descendents.

So, what the total now? 22,920,357, give or take nine billion or so.

January 04, 2007

Living with a Psychotic Cockatoo

Little did I know what I was in for when that little egg hatched in the garage back in 1992. I already knew that cockatoos are loud, take a lot of work, and demand lots of attention. I was already aware of all of that, having dealt with cockatoos for years. I'm also aware of plucking issues, having had that beautiful little Shiro who plucked. But what I was NOT prepared for was the self mutilation that happens with some of these creatures.

C2 the crazy cockatoo, who had so much stimulation at InterCon always in someone's office, running up and down the hallways looking for people to climb on, etc. has not made a smooth transition to the more sedate life at home. We thought C2 was a boy, until last year when she started laying eggs. Also last year, around breeding season, C2 not only plucked her chest bare, but then began ripping a large disgusting hole in her chest that needed surgery to close.

This year it's become even worse. The bird has an E collar on to prevent her from picking, after the chest wound was again closed. However, now she's throwing temper tantrums where she throws herself onto the floor of the cage, and wraps her wings around the collar, twisting herself so that she rips up under her wings, leaving blood everywhere, and attacking everywhere as I'm trying to clean her up. This is truly quite scary.

So what does one do with a psychotic self mutilating cockatoo? Each "expert" you ask gives you at least one different opinion, sometimes more than one. The suggestions range from the logical to the surreal, and even the avian vets have completely different opinions. I am doing what my avian vet suggests, along with some other things that I consider logical, so now is the long "wait and see" in hopes that something works.

This type of illness is utterly frustrating as you watch a beloved pet continue to hurt herself for unknown reasons. Rushing a bleeding bird to the hospital on New Year's Eve when she'd just been there 2 weeks before is painful, especially with the bird screaming at the top of her lungs for the first 20 minutes (anyone who has heard a Moluccan scream would agree). You go from compassion to anger and back through sadness and frustration, being unable to understand why a creature that you do your best with, would be so upset as to self mutilate. This might be what some parents feel when their children have "gone wrong" despite best efforts.

So what are we doing to try to deal with C2 in hopes that she stops ripping gaping wounds in herself? Step 1 is a mechanical barrier, an E collar to try to keep her stapled chest closed for healing. The E collar has been modified with airline tubing around the rim covered with elastic stretch tape to make it more difficult for her to use to cut herself under the wings. Step 2 is to attempt to give the bird more mental stimulation. To that end I have ordered many puzzle toys that we can put treats in that she has to work to get out. As she is showing signs of being OCD, perhaps she will take her compulsion out on the toys rather than on herself. The vets also suggest rotating toys on a daily basis. That gets really strange, so I think I'll compromise and do as much as I can. I'll get new toys and change them out as often as possible. They also suggest putting small amounts of food in different bowls all over the cage so the bird has to "forage" to find them, covering the bowls with paper or something similar to give the bird something to punch through in order to get at the food. Her cage has also been moved out of the "bird room" with her amazon and macaw friends and put in the kitchen where it's a lot more "busy." We're also varying her food choices.

Step 3 is a bit more controversial. There's a lot of varying opinions regarding whether it is beneficial to begin drug therapy on birds. As with humans, there is a hit or miss aspect to choosing appropriate psycho active medication. The problem with birds, of course, is that they are SO tiny mass wise compared to us that it would be very easy to overdose and have toxic effects. Instead of medication, we're trying "Pluck No More" which is a homeopathic medication which means that it uses tiny amounts of substances that are meant to mimic the "bad" reactions of the body, only in miniscule amounts, similar to how vaccines work, and how allergy therapy works. The hope is that the body then reacts using its own natural defenses in order to reverse the bad reactions. There is quite a bit of controversy in the bird community regarding use of "Pluck no More" because some of the ingredients, over time, can be toxic. However, I feel that if this works, the effect of the compounds are far less than the detrimental effect of a psychotic cockatoo who needs constant surgeries to repair her. The dangers of anesthesia, parmacological interventions, severe injury from throwing herself on the floor, and loss of blood with possible infection are greater, to me, than the possibility of toxic effect from Pluck no More.

So we will see how this all works out. Kind happy thoughts for C2 are always appreciated, as are attempts to come visit the bird and entertain her. I'll keep you updated.